Think for yourself and question authority
(Timothy Leary)

Πέμπτη, 29 Ιουλίου 2010

 Ξέρω ότι η συγγραφή των πιο κάτω δεν είναι δική μου, αλλά I couldn't have said it better my self!! 

Things You'd Like to Say Out Loud to people
•    I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.
•    I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
•    How about never? Is never good for you?
•    I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
•    I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
•    I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
•    I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
•    I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
•    It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
•    Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
•    I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
•    You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
•    I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
•    I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
•    I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
•    Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
view.
•    The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
•    Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
•    What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
•    I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
•    It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
•    Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
•    And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
•    Do I look like a people person?
•    This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
•    I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
•    Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
•    If I throw a stick, will you leave?
•    Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
•    Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
•    I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
•    A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
•    Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
•    Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
•    Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
•    Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
•    How do I set a laser printer to stun?
•    I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a salary.
•    Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
•    Oh I get it... like humour... but different

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